Every office has a coffee person. Vlada is not that person.

In a world where “but first, coffee” is practically a personality trait, she stands as a caffeinated anomaly — a marketing professional who somehow powers through deadlines, campaigns, and late-night brainstorming sessions without a single drop of the stuff. Her fuel source? Classified. Leading theories include: tea, pure creative spite, the lingering discipline from nine years of piano lessons, or the satisfaction of watching email open rates climb.

What she lacks in coffee addiction, she makes up for in night owl energy. While reasonable people are sleeping, Vlada is wide awake — tweaking a blog post at midnight, scheduling social media content at 1 AM, or diving into marketing analytics at hours that would make early birds weep. It’s not insomnia. It’s strategic timing.